News flash. Sticks Best endorses new sticks from the Best Sticks company. Sticks Best was very excited to be a part of the launch of a new range of drum stick.
In a recent press release Sticks Best was asked “what are the best sticks Sticks Best has played with?” Sticks replied. “Sticks Best, best sticks ever played with are Best Sticks from the Best Sticks company”. Sticks Best went on to say… “when your Sticks Best its best to have sticks that are the best sticks available and the best sticks are the Best Sticks from Best Sticks company…still Sticks Best thinks the best feature of the best stick is the stick handles best when handled by Sticks Best. Otherwise best performance is not at its maximum or as Sticks Best likes to say…at its best.”
The Best Stick Company has asked Sticks Best to provide endorsement for a range of Best Sticks starting with a beginner’s model up to the top of the range professional model. Sticks comments on the move was reported as follows. “The Sticks Best Best Stick range of sticks will start with the beginners model called not the Best Best Stick, followed by the intermediate model Better to Best Best Stick and finally the Simply the Best Best Stick used by Sticks Best himself. Sticks was finally heard saying to his publicist “I think I best give it a miss from now on, I gave that press release my best for the Best Sticks but sometimes your best is not enough. The publicist was reprimanded after heard telling Sticks to shut up.
Stay tuned for more product endorsement from Sticks when he was approached by Red Heads Matches and heard saying. “Oh I love Red Heads, especially when they are well endowed and they have thin legs like a pair of sticks when Sticks is between them giving his best…” Its was then that the publicist shot himself.
